Just a smart ass preaching against the dangers of stupidity, while making fun of everything in my path.Tumblr (3.0; @spookydick)http://spookydick.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meixuttPnK1qz8x31o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/37206220794/indecision" class="tumblr_blog">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>[<a href="https://twitter.com/indecision/status/276051200481296385">@Indecision</a>]</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254715280http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254715280Wed, 05 Dec 2012 06:04:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiqcsij7s1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/37209233194/oil-splashes-can-burn-and-then-you-will-die" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6853471/you-will-die-lonely">Oil Splashes Can Burn and Then You Will Die Lonely</a></strong></p> <p>Sometimes the truth hurts. And disfigures.</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254679398http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254679398Wed, 05 Dec 2012 06:02:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mejb5g0FTu1qz5q5lo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254645193http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254645193Wed, 05 Dec 2012 06:01:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meivdppVG51qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/37229355250/dirty-orange-juice-ad-no-pulp-please" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6853484/dirty-orange-juice-ad">Dirty Orange Juice Ad</a></strong></p> <p>No pulp please.<br/></p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254633044http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254633044Wed, 05 Dec 2012 06:01:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef1usej5H1qbzu9co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/37193260471/now-were-talkin">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Now we’re talkin’.</p> </blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254611830http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254611830Wed, 05 Dec 2012 06:00:17 -0500“Bieber Fever is a lot like the chickenpox. It’s healthy for kids to get it, but adults with...http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254603747http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/37254603747Wed, 05 Dec 2012 05:59:54 -0500“I can pay you once my weed grows.” - (via clientsfromhell)http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731111340http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731111340Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:12:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me60pw0e3g1qzx3jto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/36688996897/6-things-chris-brown-has-time-for-since-he-quit" class="tumblr_blog">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/WX7G6r">6 Things Chris Brown Has Time for Since He Quit Twitter</a></strong></p> <p>Chris Brown quit Twitter after losing a war of words with comedian <a href="https://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5">Jenny Johnson</a>, leaving <a href="http://bit.ly/WX7G6r">so much room in his schedule for activities!</a></p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731108603http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731108603Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:12:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5zo5oB8O1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/36709943920/naughty-brain-teaser-bumper-sticker-it-takes" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6851573/naughty-brain-teaster-bumper-sticker">Naughty Brain Teaser Bumper Sticker</a></strong></p> <p>It takes brains to be a total creepazoid.</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731094313http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731094313Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:11:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me604qna5l1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/36714629595/suggestive-safe-ad-looks-like-oral-sex-gotta-make" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6851571/girl-or-book">Suggestive Safe Ad Looks Like Oral Sex</a></strong></p> <p>Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731075228http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731075228Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:11:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me4jeaqI6L1qiwcdso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeah-nerdery.tumblr.com/post/36718663150/equalopportunityoggler-still-paintingfl0wers">fuckyeah-nerdery</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://equalopportunityoggler.tumblr.com/post/36716434101/still-paintingfl0wers-x011793">equalopportunityoggler</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://still-paintingfl0wers.tumblr.com/post/36701299708">still-paintingfl0wers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://x011793.tumblr.com/post/36685122052/east-idegengar-i-cant-pick-my-favourite">x011793</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://east-idegengar.tumblr.com/post/36684908319/i-cant-pick-my-favourite">east-idegengar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I can’t pick my favourite</p> </blockquote> <p>neither can i. LOL</p> </blockquote> <p>number six omfg</p> </blockquote> <p>8 and 11 though! OMFG! I LOVE THEM!</p> </blockquote> <p>11. Just fucking 11.</p> </blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731058041http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731058041Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:10:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqxgnGsNd1qituqxo1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.</p> </blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731043386http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731043386Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:09:38 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5s06k5mO1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/36722200403/news-the-prestigious-new-england-journal-of" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>News: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6848258/the-new-england-journal-of-medicine-is-a-crappy-tabloid-thats-never-done-any-good-for-anybody"><strong>The Prestigious New England Journal of Medicine</strong></a></p> <p>We all knew it was cumming.</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731040229http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731040229Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:09:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5rrkcToJ1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/36727201384/news-the-rocky-mountain-collegian-is-now-the" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>News: <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6848254/the-rocky-mountain-collegian-is-now-the-onion"><strong>The Rocky Mountain Collegian is Now the Onion</strong></a></p> <p>All the news that’s fit to print.</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731032104http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731032104Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:09:04 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5sqbtsdD1qasthro1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/36730846429/t-rex-disco-click-to-animate-their-arms-are-too" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/upick/6849902/t-rex-disco"><strong>T-Rex Disco</strong></a> [Click to animate]</p> <p>Their arms are too small to do the Saturday Night Fever move.</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731024344http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36731024344Wed, 28 Nov 2012 05:08:42 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me3swfKNww1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/36627206965/girl-stands-in-line-with-mannequins-hello-is" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6850827/girl-stands-in-line-with-mannequins">Girl Stands in Line with Mannequins</a></strong></p> <p>Hello, is this the line? Why aren’t these people moving? </p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627879686http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627879686Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:38:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt5qdK9Ub1qasthro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/36514178249/sunday-night-tv-woah-dude-dexter-is-blowin-my" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6849851/sunday-night-tv">Sunday Night TV</a></strong></p> <p>“Woah, dude, Dexter is blowin’ my mind right now” -dog.</p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627437705http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627437705Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:33:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1yhw3FjV1qzx3jto1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/36522316942/link-dump-bill-hader-talks-stefon-conan-and" class="tumblr_blog">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><a href="http://bit.ly/10RZYts">Link Dump: Bill Hader Talks Stefon, Conan and Judd, and More</a></strong></p> <p>Tired of Thanksgiving leftovers? <a href="http://bit.ly/10RZYts">Savor these fresh links!</a></p></blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627409189http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627409189Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:32:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pidz7bo11qb5gkjo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627318985http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36627318985Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:31:45 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdt1stQGWT1qztjn5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!</em></p> </blockquote>http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36626933688http://spookydick.tumblr.com/post/36626933688Mon, 26 Nov 2012 19:26:59 -0500