Just a smart ass preaching against the dangers of stupidity, while making fun of everything in my path.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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[@Indecision]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meixuttPnK1qz8x31o1_500.png)
Oil Splashes Can Burn and Then You Will Die Lonely
Sometimes the truth hurts. And disfigures.
No pulp please.
Bieber Fever is a lot like the chickenpox. It’s healthy for kids to get it, but adults with it should seek immediate medical attention….
Jokes - Bieber Fever (via collegehumor)
I can pay you once my weed grows.
(via clientsfromhell)
6 Things Chris Brown Has Time for Since He Quit Twitter
Chris Brown quit Twitter after losing a war of words with comedian Jenny Johnson, leaving so much room in his schedule for activities!
Naughty Brain Teaser Bumper Sticker
It takes brains to be a total creepazoid.
Suggestive Safe Ad Looks Like Oral Sex
Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.
I can’t pick my favourite
neither can i. LOL
number six omfg
8 and 11 though! OMFG! I LOVE THEM!
11. Just fucking 11.
(Source: pmoredirection)
You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.
(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial)
News: The Prestigious New England Journal of Medicine
We all knew it was cumming.
News: The Rocky Mountain Collegian is Now the Onion
All the news that’s fit to print.
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T-Rex Disco [Click to animate]
Their arms are too small to do the Saturday Night Fever move.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5sqbtsdD1qasthro1_400.png)
T-Rex Disco [Click to animate]
Their arms are too small to do the Saturday Night Fever move.
